TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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