We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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