Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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