Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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