i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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