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say what?
wanna hang out?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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