guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Come share oat with me in your robe
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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