Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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