Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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