Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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