i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
