Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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