Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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