all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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