Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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