FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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