turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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