We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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