): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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