i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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