Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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