She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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