i permit you to call me
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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