god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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