My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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