You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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