no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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