you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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