A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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