Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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