ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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