I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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