Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he wants to bone in the snuggie
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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