I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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