My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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