Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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