Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize