I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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