That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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