HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he thought i was a dude.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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