I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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