My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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