Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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