I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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