No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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