Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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