Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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