with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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