I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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