She's JV to your varsity
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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