I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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