You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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