Whoa Z and x make the same sound
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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