Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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