i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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